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Answers to our Dad Jokes, feel free to impress your friends and make someone laugh!!


Q: Why are ghosts terrible liars?

A: Because you can see right through them.


Q: Did you hear about the cheese factory that got blown up?

A: There was da’ brie everywhere.


Q: Why did the banana call the doctor:

A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.


Q: When do Monkeys fall from the sky?

A:  During APE-ril showers.


Q: Why didn’t the ghost go to the dance?

A: He had no body to dance with.


Q: What happens to sheep that gamble?

A: They get fleeced.


Q: Did you hear the rumor about butter?

A: Well, I’m not going to spread it.


Q: What do rabbits do after they get married?

A: They take a bunny-moon!


Q: Why do mallards make great detectives?

A: They quack the case wide open.