Answers to our Dad Jokes, feel free to impress your friends and make someone laugh!!
Q: Why are ghosts terrible liars?
A: Because you can see right through them.
Q: Did you hear about the cheese factory that got blown up?
A: There was da’ brie everywhere.
Q: Why did the banana call the doctor:
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Q: When do Monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During APE-ril showers.
Q: Why didn’t the ghost go to the dance?
A: He had no body to dance with.
Q: What happens to sheep that gamble?
A: They get fleeced.
Q: Did you hear the rumor about butter?
A: Well, I’m not going to spread it.
Q: What do rabbits do after they get married?
A: They take a bunny-moon!
Q: Why do mallards make great detectives?
A: They quack the case wide open.